Relatively Speaking – A Comedy by Alan Ayckbourn (21st – 25th February 2017)

11th - 15th August 2026. Married couple Vatelin and Lucienne fight off admirers threatening their relationship in 1938 Paris. Their attempts to stay loyal explode into a hotel farce with mistaken identities, slamming doors, and relentless comedy.

16th - 20th June 2026. A man invites a woman to his remote riverside cabin for a night of fishing. One woman vanishes, another takes her place, and mysterious cycles of love and longing repeat.

14th - 18th April 2026. Television actor Ray Martin, famous for playing Inspector Brady, opens a village fete and faces a real murder mystery. He must abandon his scripts and solve the crime among eccentric villagers with petty rivalries and deadly secrets.

10th - 14th February 2026. When a newspaper advertisement announces that a murder will take place at Miss Blacklock's house at 6:30 PM, curious neighbours gather expecting a harmless parlour game. But when the lights go out and real shots are fired, everyone becomes a suspect in a deadly web of false identities and hidden motives.

7th - 11th October 2025. To hide her relationship from her overbearing sister-in-law, Joan claims her former gardener Sandy is her psychiatrist. When a debt collector, an undercover police officer, and a disaster-prone neighbour all demand "therapy sessions," the deception spirals into chaotic suburban farce.

5th - 9th August 2025. It's the end of the world. Time for one last quiz.